Archive for the ‘Weekly Underwear Report’ Category
It’s time for another underwear news update! The last one of 2011. It was a great year and the blog has definitely grown thanks to you, our readers. Did you know that you guys have viewed more than 1 MILLION pages here on GUB over the last 12 months? That’s awesome!
We have a lot to look forward to in 2012. Some really great stuff for the site is coming! To begin let’s jump right into our first update:
The GUB Grind!
The GUB Grind, an amazing Underwear Party, will be held on Saturday February 11th at Club Q in Colorado Springs! It will feature a silent auction, a raffle and a live underwear fashion show where we will be auctioning the underwear right off the model!
We will also have some live entertainment and dancing all night, in our underwear of course. We will be featuring the underwear of 2xist, Jake Joseph, Maclovia, Mensuas, and Tribe.
Models from the Natalie Lynn modeling agency out of Denver will be here to work the runway, as will the Mile High Gay Guy Drew Wilson. The event will be hosted by myself, Valdamar, and co hosted by C.C. De’Ore one of the best entertainers Colorado has to offer.
We also have super hot underwear model Adam Coussins (pictured above) donating his underwear (signed) and autographed pictures to be auctioned off. In between our events which will last all night we will open the dance floor to the beats of DJ Kyree.
It’s going to be amazing so get your butts to Colorado Springs February 11th, 2012 for the hottest Underwear Party in the West!
Please take a moment to visit our event sponsors:
- Adam Coussins model profile
No More Swimming in Underwear
Dubai’s beaches have a new ordinance which makes it obligatory to wear proper swimwear while on the beach. They have had issues with people swimming in just underwear, which becomes transparent, or swimming fully clothed. Now beach patron must wear an actual swim suit. As a lifeguard at a pool I must say I like this new law, although sometime wet undies aint too bad.
Crotchless Panties for 7 Year Olds!
What the heck! Right here my home state too! Watch the video, it says it all.
A New World Record in Underwear, Literally
57 people in the Canary Wharf district of London set a new world record for the most people to be in a single pair of underwear. Obviously not a normal pair of undies here. But some of the participates had on some nice undies themselves.
Sperm Cooling Underwear
STUD, the baby making underwear, has designed a pair of undies that will keep your sperm cooler, thus helping to increase your fertility chances. These undies are designed with cool mesh material around your sperm producing areas, namely your testicles. These undies will run you about $60. But a much more styling option to them baggy boxers: www.studbriefs.com.
Mario Lopez Underwear Line
So Mr.Lopez former Saved By The Bell star, a title he will never out-live, has designed a new line of mens underwear. And good for him for being willing to be the model as well. He looks great. The underwear on the other hand have been getting mixed reviews. Some guys say they look like they would have been in fashion back in the 70’s. Personally I don’t know, I think Mario should send us a pair to review.
Underwear Under Toupee
Nilesh Ramlal Bari, a 28 year old man in Mumbai, stuffed his toupee with underwear. Why? He wanted to be a policeman, unfortunately he is only 165cm and they have a limit which is 168cm. So he is too short, so to pass the exam he came up with this little trick. It didn’t work and instead his little stunt make the newspaper and our international blog.
Honk If You Think I’m Sexy
A teenage boy was standing out in the street in Fairfield Connecticut in his underwear holding a sign that said “Honk if you think I’m sexy”. And of course he had a friend video taping the whole thing. It should be on YouTube soon.
Robert Downey Jr Flashes His Underwear
On his red carpet walk for the new Sherlock Holmes movie Robert made a little fashion faux pas. He tucked his shirt into his underwear as opposed to over his underwear and into his pants. So we got to see his red Calvin Klein’s. Of course Klein may have paid him to do that.
Will Tebow Win You Underwear?
Jockey announced that if Tim Tebow, who has yet to pose in Jockeys, and the Broncos win the Super Bowl they will give away a million dollars in underwear and to one winner $15,000 (Since Tebow is number 15). Jockey should have bet more, they probably won’t have to pay. But if they do win Woo Hoo! (Above is a pic of Tebow in underwear, not Jockeys, GASP)
PICTURE OF THE WEEK:
In honor of Christmas I found it only fitting to showcase a nice tree with some beautiful gifts underneath. Hamid, Nick and Trent, three of the models from the Natalie Lynn modeling agency who will be working the runway at the GUB Grind!
This also is a GUB Original picture featuring underwear generously donated to us by 2xist. Hamid is in the white Military Sport Brief . Nick is in a green Military No-Show Trunk. And Trent is in a green Military Square-Neck Tank. I love the Military Collection from 2xist! I will have a review coming out soon on this line. Thank you 2xist, Natalie Lynn, Hamid, Nick and Trent and a Merry Christmas to all of you!
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That’s right, I dropped “Weekly”. Who am I kidding, we all know my punctuality with this report has not been weekly recently. I will do my VERY best to keep you up on the biggest happenings in the underwear world. I promise, I just don’t promise it will happen every week.
This week has been great for us here at the GUB. We released our first original photo, and damn was it hot! I have another shoot with that model on the 20th, plus I have three other hot models scheduled for shoots this week.
In addition to the amazing undies supplied by AussieBum I just received some great underwear from Skivvies. HOT! Ok enough about that, let’s get to the news:
We hit one thousand likes on our Facebook page this week! Woo Hoo! And for those of you who haven’t kept up with our Facebook community I promised that if we hit 1,000 likes by Thanksgiving I would post a picture of myself in underwear. So here is one picture. One with my face will be added to Facebook later this week.
At the time that seemed like an almost impossible feat, but you guys did it with over a week to spare! Now I guess I have to live up to my word. So if you want to see it, “like” our face book page and stay tuned! (Above is me with my underwear collection).
Underwear Market Report
Above is a chart showing the trend in underwear sales for 2011. Underwear has long been considered an indicator of how the market is doing. In particularly men’s underwear. The theory is that men only buy new underwear when they have extra money. Of course that doesn’t go for us here. It is good to see the price of cotton has gone down. KEY: Blue-BAL cotton, Red – HBI Hanes, Green WRC Warnaco (Group that includes Calvin Klein), Yellow – LTD Limited Brands (Group that includes Victoria’s Secret), Brown – MFB Maidenform Brands.
Should We Wear Eco-Friendly Underwear?
According to a post on Care2.com, we should consider it. Why? Basically it goes back to cotton, organic versus conventionally grown cotton. Cotton covers 2.5 percent of the world’s cultivated land and uses 16 to 25 percent of the worlds pesticides. Cotton uses more chemical products in production than any other agricultural product. So organic methods can help reduce this pollution. And organic undies can help.
Tebow Underwear Billboard
Jockey is going to put up a billboard in Denver featuring Tim Tebow now that he actually is being used by the Broncos. So what will he be wearing? A pair of jeans, and a baggy T-shirt!!! Sorry but I have to say, WORST UNDERWEAR BILLBOARD EVER! We love you Jockey, but get Tebow in underwear or get a new spokesperson.
Medford, New Jersey Mayor Chris Myers, a Republican, says that he won’t resign, but didn’t deny allegations that he paid for gay sex while visiting California last October.
Nor will he confirm or deny a picture (Above) that appears to be him wearing blue Calvin Klein underwear, which was posted on the gay website Rentboy.com. Good for him!
A movie entitled “Hair Rules” was shown at the Houston Comedy Film Festival. The movie is about a man, named Bruce, trying to become an underwear model. Well you know Bruce, we would love to have you model for us at the GUB.
Underwear Bang Bang
A 20–year-old man wound up sleeping it off at the Barrie police station, in Ontario Canada, Saturday morning (October 22) after he showed up in his underwear at a home around 7:30 a.m. and began banging on the door. The people at the residence didn’t know the man, police say, a student from South River. He was charged with causing a disturbance and has a future court date. Why can’t underwear clad 20 year old come bang on my door?
Legally Required Underwear
David Jones, of the UK, has been sentenced to underwear. He has spent a year in jail of accounts of indecent exposure. He flashed several women in a Alfreton Library. Part of his departing agreement is that he MUST wear underwear when he goes out in public. I wonder if he’s allowed to have a fly front?
On night in Mesa Arizona a couple came home to find a burglar in their home. The wife spotted the 23 year old man and the husband pursued him. Joshua Randall, the burglar, struck the husband with a bronze candle and even bit off a piece of his ear! Somehow during the struggle Randall lost his pants and had to flee the scene in his underwear. It’s always good to depants any man who enters your home.
Depantsed by Police
Joseph Knight of Tennessee was arrested by the local police. While they were trying to verify his identity he bolted and ran while still handcuffed. A struggle ensued and Knight got away but somehow lost his pants in the mayhem. How did the police get his pants but lose him?
An Ear In Inmates Underwear!
Yes you read that right. A man being processed at a Greek prison had an ear hidden in the crotch of his underwear. He told authorities it was a sheep’s ear and that he normally wore it around his neck but didn’t want it taken from him so he hid it. The authorities can not figure out if it really is a sheep’s ear or a human’s. Wow.
Robbed and left in Underwear
A man, in Walterboro South Carolina, was left standing in his underwear late on Friday night after men reportedly approached him at an intersection and took his shirt, pants and shoes. According to an incident report, the man was walking down the Street when an unknown man in a Buick pulled up beside him and three men jumped out of the car. The victim told investigators the three men surrounded him, pulled a knife and stuck it to his side. They then reportedly demanded he take off all his clothes, well almost all. They also took his wallet containing $235. But at least he kept his underwear.
PICTURE OF THE WEEK:
Here it is! The official picture for the GUB Grind! It’s one of our favorite GUB models, Adam Coussins, posing for the cameras over at deadgoodundies.com. We thank them for donating this picture and allowing us to use it in publicizing the event. Hope you enjoy!
Boo! It’s almost Halloween. Don’t forget your underwear costume for your after party costume party. Or why not just go out in the underwear as a costume? Next Saturday the 29th if you’re in Colorado Springs you can see me in nothing but a tiger print bikini. I will be working a face/body painting fund-raiser. If you’re good I may post pics. Anyway I hope you have a very safe and fun Halloween.
Now let’s see what’s going on:
GUB NEWS: The GUB Gallery
Have you seen our new picture gallery? It’s awesome! We have some great images from the wonderful brands and companies who sponsor our site as well as your fan pictures. And big news! We are teaming up with MusclePix to start bringing you original photo’s produced just for our web page! Look for that soon. And if you want to be a part of our fan gallery send your picture to us at email@example.com
GUB NEWS: GUB Grind
We are throwing a huge underwear party! It won’t be until February, but we’re leaking out more information. Be there and you can win some great underwear, or buy it right off one of our hot models at the live auction. And yes, you get to pull them off! We will also have a silent auction where you can pick up some great undies. Hot Model Adam Coussins is going to donate several pairs of his underwear, as well as signed pictures. Tribe underwear, Jake Joseph, Ristefsky Macheda and Mensuas are also going to contribute. Plus there is going to be live underwear entertainment and plenty of men and women clad only in underwear. It’s going to ROCK! So where will it be?… Stay tuned.
Underwear Bomber Trial Starts
I hate the fact that this man has ruined the good name of underwear. A beautiful garment meant to support and protect our most valuable parts used to conceal a bomb! That was his crime. He pleaded guilty by the way. Years of build-up to a pretty uneventful climax. He will most likely get a life sentence, which will happen in January.
Logan Lerman Gets Ellen Underwear
One of the stars of the Three Musketeers, I guess that’s being done again, Logan Lerman was on the Ellen show and received a pair of Ellen underwear. When do I get to review Ellen underwear! Give me a pair Ellen! I love you!
Janko Tipsarevic in Underwear
We have another tennis player to join the ranks of underwear model! Janko has become the face, or crotch, of Extreme Intimo’s underwear. I think he should model undies more often!
Don’t Show Your Underwear in Arkansas
Helena Arkansas has passed an ordinance that prohibits the displaying of underwear in public. Assistant Police Chief Ronald Scott says the display of under clothing in public creates an unnecessary distraction to others and sometimes provokes a disruptive or violent response. “These garments of clothing are to worn next to the skin while being fully covered by other articles of clothing,” commented Chief Uless Wallace. “Purposely, knowingly, or recklessly displaying these garments could cost a $100 fine,” added Scott. The states of Tennessee and Mississippi have similar ordinances with fines up to $500! DAMN! What happened to the land of the free?
Marci Kleins Weird Problem
Marci Klein, daughter of Calvin Klein, said in a recent interview “Every time I go to bed with some guy, I’m looking at my dad’s name on their underwear.” Does that happen a lot?
Jim Leylands Lucky Underwear
Jim Leyland, the manager of the Detroit Tigers, revealed that during last month’s 12 game winning streak he didn’t change his underwear. A lot of athletes don’t change their underwear if they win. I guess the advantage of losing is having clean underwear and not getting a rash, fungus or gangrene on your crotch.
No More Sexy Underwear Billboards
According to Scotland’s Daily Record, billboards and public advertisements featuring sexual themes, raunchy poses or barely clothed people will be outlawed. The regulations will be even higher for areas within 100 yards of a school. The issue was brought up concerning an underwear billboard featuring Eva Herzigoba in underwear next to the phrase “Hello Boys”, for Wonderbra. This will effect our underwear clad men as well. To what extent this will be pushed I don’t know. Sorry guys in Scotland.
City Council Candidate at an Underwear Party! GASP
Hayes Edward Ricks who served on the Laurel, Maryland, City Council from 1980 to 1988 is now running again unopposed. But shock has hit the area as photo’s of him at an underwear party have turned up! They were found posted on his own face book page. Apparently he didn’t think anyone would care. He has since removed them. WHO CARES! I think we are holding some of our public officials to inhuman standards of “morality”. Do you really want people in office who are so out of touch with our reality they think underwear is taboo and offensive? Show us your undies Ed! I think he should come to the GUB Grind!
Man in Underwear Hit by Car
In San Antonio a 27 year old man ran out into the street and was hit by a car. It may shock you, but apparently he was found to be under the influence of drugs. Am I the only sober guy who runs around outside in underwear?
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Urban Outfitters Underwear Dilemma
The retailer, one of my favorites, has been selling underwear and socks in the theme of Native America and has labeled them “Navajo”. Apparently, this has been seen as not politically correct. What’s more, it’s actually illegal for companies to imply that their products might be made by Native Americans when they aren’t, according to the Federal Indian Arts and Crafts act of 1990. Jezebel reports that the Attorney General of the Navajo Nation wrote to Urban Outfitters months ago asking them to stop selling the items in question, but is still waiting for a response. I aint saying a thing.
Identified by His Underwear
14 year old Antonio Kliess of Florida was interrupted during a car break-in at a parking lot. Once discovered he fled. Witnesses saw his saggy pants falling and saw his red boxers. You know how funny it is to watch saggers walk because it looks like they crapped their pants, and have to keep one hand on their pants at all times? I bet this was a hilarious scene. Anyway, they found him later and he was identified because of his red boxers. I guess the witnesses were underwear fans.
20 students in San Marcos Texas are facing misdemeanor charges after forcing new members to strip to their underwear and drink alcohol. The problem was some of the ones forces to drink were underage. As hot as underwear hazing may sound, it must be done responsibly people!
PICTURE OF THE WEEK:
This week we have a great picture and a great idea for your Halloween costume. How about going as a cuddly teddy bear? I this outfit you are sure to get a lot of attention. And a lot of hugs! I would hug him. Happy Halloween men!
Hello Gubbers! I love you! I am back with an all new report. It’s been a while since my last one, I am very sorry about that. Now I have almost too much to report; some really great stuff too! First off can you believe it’s October? What the heck! Ok I’ll stop screaming with all these exclamations. Let’s get to the news:
GUB NEWS: The “GUB Grind”
Something HUGE is coming! I can’t give all the details yet because this project is still in the planning stage. But around Valentines Day we are going to hosting a big underwear party somewhere. We are in the talks with several amazing underwear brands and several HOT models (Including the one pictured above, the man I asked to marry me lol). More info to come soon.
GUB NEWS: Underwear Shopping
We are going to be putting together an underwear shopping guide for Christmas and want your help. Let us know about your experiences with on-line or in store shopping. We want to hear it all; the good, the bad, and the ugly. Tell us your favorite stores for underwear and why. We also want to know about any stores or products you would avoid. Yes, this is going to be a real and honest guide! Send your comments to firstname.lastname@example.org.
UPDATE: Largest Pair of Underwear Returned
A while back we reported that the world’s largest pair of underwear had been stolen from the City Museum in St. Louis. How credible that claim or museum are is still in question. Well, the 7 feet wide, 6 feet tall with a 16 feet waist pair of underwear has been returned. And with is was a new pair of woman’s panties the same size. Hmmm… Can you say publicity stunt? Although I do want to go see them now.
So, I have heard it from several reports that David Beckhams highly anticipated new line of underwear is going to include long johns. The line reportedly called “Choctaw Ridge”, because David is now a Native American (joke), will be sold at Barney’s. I’m sure online as well. Stylecaster.com has reported that David will not model the underwear. Really?! What’s the point Beckham, I hope this isn’t true.
UPDATE: Rwanda’s Used Underwear Market Receives a Deadline
As previously mentioned on the weekly report Rwanda, like several other countries, has posted a ban on the sales of used underwear. They have given merchants a deadline; December 31, 2011. So if you are a fan of used underwear in Rwanda you better get to shopping now!
New Underwear for Australian Soldiers
The Aussie Diggers, soldiers, will receive a new pair of lightweight high quality silk underwear. They are designed to improve mobility and protect against shrapnel. They go along with a new lightweight body armor the British soldiers are already using. Ok, if any of you Diggers out there are reading this; I need a pair of those undies! PLEASE!
Starbucks Barista Fired After Underwear Post on YouTube
Barista, Chris Christwell, was fired after posting a song about Starbucks on YouTube. He sang the song with a guitar wearing only an apron and his underwear. After listening to the song I don’t think the fact that he was in underwear had anything to do with it. By the way Chris, want to be interviewed for “My Lucky Undies”?
Four Players Kicked out of Game for the Color of Underwear
Four students and their manager were kicked out of a soccer game between Newport County and Bath City Academy in the FA Youth Cup. The rules state that your underwear needs to be the same as your shorts so as not to draw too much attention to it. The students shorts were red, their underwear white and black. Apparently the players, aged around 16 and 17, were made to pull their pants down to show their underwear. I think someone needs to do a background check on that ref!
Zac Efron in his Underwear
Here’s a picture of Zac in underwear on the set of the movie Paperboy. I have a comment for the director, Lee Daniels. First of all I love you Lee! Precious was AMAZING! However, next time there is a male underwear scene in one of your movies, please consult me first.
I’m not exactly sure what’s going on in this commercial, but I love it! I want some Athena HAPPY’s! I know, I know I need to calm down.
Where Are the MEN!
London’s famous Tabloid “the Sun” has posted it’s top 10 celebrity underwear shoots. Not one of them was a man! And I only had ever heard of four of the women. What about Beckham, Wahlberg, Palmer or Sabato Jr? Come on SUN!
Loosen Up Utah!
September 1st thousands of men and woman ran through Salt Lake City to make a statement: Don’t be so uptight Utah! From the pictures I’ve seen I think our Utah brothers should run around in underwear all the time.
THE WEEK IN UNDERWEAR CRIME:
Mom Shovels Underwear Clad Son
A 49-year-old mom, Priscilla Ethridge, was jailed after she allegedly told Walton County Sheriff’s Office deputies she hit her son, who was standing in his underwear, with a shovel handle and told him to get out of her home, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News in Fort Walton Beach. Her son, who is on probation, suffered either a broken or dislocated elbow. What a lovely family.
Chased Away by Underwear Man
A man in Buffalo New York chased a burglar out of his home and into the street. He was carrying a Glock pistol and was in nothing more than his underwear. He didn’t realize this till he was in the middle of the street. No need for shame man, just send me a pic.
PICTURE OF THE WEEK:
This week we have a picture that is a few weeks behind. Yes, I am a slacker sometimes. Winning the picture was “Bed Cap”! Congratulations man, and thank you for that great picture of yourself in a nice comfy bed just wearing your skivvies and a ball cap. NICE! And I thank all our contestants for their participation and great pictures. For a variety of reasons we need to put the contest on hold for a while. However I will keep any submissions we receive as well as all previous submissions that haven’t made it to the finals yet so that once we get going again you will be up for the prize. So you can still send us your underwear pictures, I won’t mind. Send them to email@example.com
Ok, I know I have been slacking again but I assure you I have not left the world of underwear. Summer just flew by to fast and I completely was lost in it’s wake. But I have my feet back on the ground and have a lot of great things to bring to you guys. I just finished going through months (literally) of underwear news articles and am almost, just almost, tired of hearing about underwear if that were possible. SO here are some highlights from the world of underwear this past summer:
Beckham, Beckham, Beckham!
The world of men’s underwear has been overloaded with news of Beckham’s new underwear line. This isn’t new, he announced to the world he was working on a line almost a year ago. And I asked if I could have the first review and am still waiting for a response. Here is the latest on the highly anticipated line; it’s reportedly going to be released in February and will be distributed by the international retailer H&M. He has called the line his “Bodywear Range” possibly his brand name. Past reports have also had an Armani connection. Excitement is building!
In Jail and charged for Underwear
A Florida sheriff is now charging his jail mates for underwear. At one time they were given 5 pairs of underwear but now they are charged $2.54 for a brief or $4.48 for a boxer. The Sheriff said if they want to wear underwear they can buy it like everyone else. Women will still be given 5 pairs… Unfair! I read these jail and prison underwear articles all the time, if I go to jail I want my own undies!
National Underwear Day
The 9th annual National Underwear Day was held August 5th. As part of the celebration Freshpair.com gave away 5,000 pairs of underwear during the month of August. Dang I missed out! Next year’s National Underwear Day will also be August 5th. I am not sure if Freshpair has the authority to create a “National” holiday or not but I like the idea. Next year lets all celebrate.
Male Stripper Survives 8 Days By Eating His Underwear
Yes this is true! David Statham, 32, survived for 8 days by eating his edible underwear. The stripper was trapped in the rubble of a Victorian Church hall where he was set to perform when it collapsed. A stripper in a church that collapses so he eats his yellow banana flavored underwear… There are no words. Actually this was taken from a fake newspaper, but I thought it was funny. Sorry…
New York City Underwear Run
A record was set August 5th when more than 500 runners competed in the New York City Jamaican Underwear Race competing for a trip for two to Jamaica. Some people where just in undies and others decked themselves out in costumes (still underwear themed). All runners won a pair of underwear at the finish line. The race was in Central Park and not Jamaica Queens by the way.
Houston’s HOT Underwear Run
Houston also held an underwear run, the second annual Hot Underwear Run open to anyone 21 and up with a sense of humor and a pair of underwear. Runners were asked to bring a new package of underwear or socks that would be donated to “Undies for Everyone” making sure underprivileged children in Houston have underwear.
Tuscan Cities Ban Underwear Sales
Several cities around the Tuscan region of Italy have banned the sale of underwear with Italian landmarks and tourist spots printed on them. They have called these souvenirs “obscene”. The underwear in question has pictures of the leaning tower of Pisa, Michael Angelo’s David or some other landmark printed on the crotch. I guess we’ll have to buy these undies online rather than in person now.
World’s Largest Underwear Missing
The City Museum in St. Louis issued an APB for the worlds largest underwear. No one knows where they went but the 7ft high by 6ft wide pair of underwear is gone.
THE WEEK IN UNDERWEAR CRIME
Wisconsin Man Throws His Underwear at Police
The title says it all. Christopher Innerebner, 28, got drunk and was angry the bartender wouldn’t serve him more alcohol so he made a scene and even threw up on other customers. When the police arrived he stripped and threw his underwear at the police. They were boxers by the way.
Denver Anchors Laugh at Dallas Thief
Can you blame them? You may have seen this video of a Thief in Dallas in a floral dress with briefs on his head robbing a gas station. My favorite part of this video is the end when the anchor man says “Son you got a panty on your head”, and the woman replies “those are huge”.
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
As summer nears its end here in the northern hemisphere and we celebrate Labor Day in the United States it’s only appropriate to reflect on the beauty of underwear outside in nature. This week we feature an ad from Jockey where we find a man in his underwear standing in a nice summer stream. I hope you men have had a great summer and enjoy the warmth while you can.
I’M BACK! Did you miss me? I am very sorry that I have been missing in action for SO long. This summer has been crazy busy for me but things are kind of settling down. Give me a week or two and I will be back 100%.
At Colorado Springs Pride, where I had a booth for my business, I was speaking to the guys at Manview underwear based out of Denver and they have some pretty exciting things coming up. I was promised the scoop to share with you guys latter. I can’t wait! From what I have heard it’s going to be huge, HUGE. So stay tuned.
Now here are some of the highlights of the past few weeks:
Everyday Hero’s Underwear
PACT is an underwear brand that “combines design and sustainability with support for social and environmental causes.” Its new Everyday Hero program provides teachers, non-profit employees, and certified B Corporation employees with 50% lifetime discounts. You can join the program at hero.wearPACT.com Above is commercial from their “Beyond Coal” campaign.
A survey by Clorox found that 50% of men have no problem wearing clothes muliple times. The survey, which involved phone interviews with 1,200 adults, found that when men do the laundry, nearly 50 percent of them rely on a “sniff test” to determine whether the clothes need washing. Underwear was shown to be worn twice, although 12 percent of the men said they’ll often manage a third use.
Underwear Shuts Down a Lake
Near Terre Haute, Indiana, Vigo County’s Fowler Park Lake is back open after park officials shut down the lake after a pair of underwear was found in the sewer system.
The lake was closed temporarily until it was determined if E. coli was spread into the water. Next time you skinny dip leave your undies on shore, not in the lake to be sucked up by the pump.
Underwear Billboard Controversy in the Philippines
Members of the Volcanoes, a Philippines Rugby team, have posed in their underwear in a promotion for bench underwear. Some officials are not happy with the results. One said he had to cover his nephew’s eyes when the walked past another has requested the billboards be taken down. And by requesting this there was no option to leave it up. Men in underwear? SHOCKING!
Duncan James in Underwear
Blue star Duncan James has hit back at reports suggesting he posted a saucy photo of himself on a gay website, insisting the snapshot he took to give a friend incentive to lose weight fell into the wrong hands. Apparently he hasn’t heard about all the other self photo fiascos that have gone on. By the way Blue is an English “boy band”.
Marcus Bachman Dances in Red Underwear?
Not really, but it’s kind of a funny Parody video.
WEEK IN UNDERWEAR CRIME:
Underwear Required to Keep Your Children
A man in Singapore lost custody of his daughter to his wife. The reason? He didn’t allow his daughter to wear underwear to school. The courts gave full custody to the mother, only allowing the father to see his daughter under supervision. Let your children enjoy underwear!
City Hall Underwear Death
A man in Battlefield Missouri was trying to break into the towns City Hall when police arrived. He was only wearing his underwear. They pepper sprayed him, then used a taser on him. Neither had any effect on the 32 year old man. He appeared to be under the influence of drugs and was sent to the hospital where he died a short time later. The event is under investigation.
PICTURE OF THE WEEK:
It’s time, actually past time, for our August Fan Picture of the Month! Thank everyone for voting, we had a great selection to choose from this month. Of all the “Cool” pictures you chose “Cool Knight”. Congratulations to our fan who will enjoy a great pair of 2xist Neon underwear. You can win a free pair of underwear as well. Enter for our September Fan Picture of the Month by sending your photo to firstname.lastname@example.org Have a great week and see you all soon!
Hello underwear lovers! I hope you all enjoyed June and are ready for a hot July and some fun in your undies.
Summer is a great time for skimpy dressing which makes July a great month for underwear, small underwear!
We here at the Guys Underwear Blog have been kind of swamped with undies, not a bad problem to have. There will be a lot of great things coming your way. More underwear than you can take… well almost.
SO this is what’s going on:
UPDATE: Taylor Lautner to Model Underwear
Last week I told you about the Philippines Stars report that Mr. Lautner was going to be the new image of a Philippines underwear line. Well, after further investigation it seems that was just a rumor and is not true. Sorry, no Taylor in underwear ads.
Chad Ochocinco to Sell Undies on the Beach?
In a tweet Chad has mentioned that he is considering starting an underwear line, or at least selling underwear. A while back I reported his shopping for pants in his underwear at a store, so he must be one of us (an underwear fan). He even has talked about selling them on South Beach.
Another Political Underwear Scandal?
So Joe Stagni, a New Orleans councilman, apologized last week for a picture he sent of himself in his underwear. Really? Who cares! I guess I should say this now before it comes out latter… Ok, here it goes… I, Valdamar, too have sent out pictures of myself in underwear. I know it’s shocking, I’m sorry. And I also have to admit I will do it again.
Man in Wet Underwear at The Zoo
Visitors were throwing a hissy fit over a man in underwear at the Rainforest Kidzworld, a water park section of the Singapore Zoo. The man was with his child, supervising, in the water park and I guess all he had on was a pair of white briefs and you know what happens when they get wet. Don’t pretend you haven’t been in a wet undie contest. One lady was shocked as she could see his buttocks through his shorts. Shocking! The Zoo apologized for not catching the inappropriate attire although admittedly saying they do not have a dress code.
Sex Can Be Better With Undies On?
The Times of India had an article entitled “20 Never Tried Before Tips For Sizzling Sex”. Suggestion number one was to keep your panties on, referring to women but we can assume the same for men. So keep your undies on for some hot sex. We could have told them that!
Several people in London rent out their homes to players who come to play in the Wimbledon tennis tournament. Some have complained that when they come back the house is a mess and they are left with a bundle of laundry. One thing being complained about is the athletes underwear in the washer. Umm…. You can send those to me if you don’t want them.
Illinois’ Underwear Shortage
Several prisons in Illinois have reported a shortage of clothing to issue inmates. One item they are short on is underwear. The minimum they can issues is two pair, meaning that those two pair need to last the inmate a whole laundry cycle. Officials fear this is going to lead to a sanitary problem that could translate into health issues. And although this is just being reported out of Illinois it’s believed the problem exists in many other prisons around the country, maybe world. Another reason to avoid prison!
THE WEEK IN UNDERWEAR CRIME
Tanning Salon Rampage
Charles Eddison Tucker, 23, broke into a tanning salon in Putnam County west Virginia early in the morning. He then proceeded to trash the place breaking bulbs mirrors and shelving units. He then got into the mail room of a business next door, stripped down to his underwear and went straight for a freight elevator (you would have done the same). He some how fell out of the elevator and landed on the bottom of the elevator shaft where he was latter found and arrested. I don’t think he fell that far and no, I don’t know how hot his undies were.
Two women in Corvallis, Oregan, awoke one night and found a man sleeping on the floor of one of the bedrooms in their home in just his underwear. The man the woke up and fled the home. Police have never been able to find him. He was reported as white, in his early 20’s, 5 foot 8 inches, 140 pounds, short light colored hair and a tattoo across his back. Why can’t that happen to me?
People of Wal-Mart
In Ferguson Falls, Minnesota, a man was arrested for shoplifting at Wal-Mart. Not uncommon, I’m sure. Upon being searched at the police station they found high powered magnets in his underwear. He placed them their hoping they would somehow overpower the stores theft detection scanners upon his leaving. I guess it didn’t work, so when the alarm went off he ran away. They found him because he is a frequent shopper at the store and they tracked him through the welfare benefits cards he’s used there.
So what did you guys have on for the 4th of July festivities? Well, it was HOT so some of you chose to go without undies, hopefully with out clothes in general. One of you fans – who we’ll just call M.K.S.N – was all decked out in his patriotic silk flag thong. NICE! Others were in SLY, Aussie Bums and Papi and LORD (Guess Who? Hehe). Keep us informed on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/guysunderwearblog
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This week our Picture of the Week is our Fan Picture of the Month! We had a lot of great entries this month and it was hard to choose three finalists and the voting was close. And the winner with 46 % of the votes was K with his photo I simply entitled “Calvin Klein”. Congratulations K, and I hope you enjoy your free pair of 2xist Neons! They are a great pair of underwear, I have two pair and love them. We also want to thank our other two finalists – you guys are HOT! And remember you can re-enter for August’s Fan Picture of the Month as can you all.
To enter send your picture to email@example.com.
June don’t go! It’s too soon!
Well, it’s the last week of June. I hope you men have been able to get out and enjoy the summer and maybe even have some outside in underwear time. Being Gay Pride month you can always get to a local Pride event and strip down to undies and it’s totally acceptable. That’s the best part about these festivals.
Here in Colorado Springs we have our Pride next month, July 16 – 17, so if you haven’t made it to one yet come visit ours. I will be working at a booth and may end up in undies Sunday, plus I hear this year we will have Manview underwear sporting and selling their underwear. Woo Hoo! I am excited. OK, but enough about that lets see what’s happening this week in underwear:
The Undie Awards
Underwear aficionados from all over the world have made their votes as have underwear fans including many of us. Here are some of the results. For full results and details, check out Jay’s post from last week or go to www.theundies.com. Congratulations to all the winners!
FAVORITE BRIEF: Munsingwear Full Rise Pouch Classic White Brief (2 time winner)
FAVORITE BOXER BRIEF: Obviously For Men Low Rise Boxer Brief
FAVORITE TRUNK: Calvin Klein Steel Micro Low Rise Trunk
FAVORITE THONG: Calvin Klein Body Thong
FAVORITE JOCK STRAP: UnderArmour Performance Jock with Cup Pocket
More Underwear Awards
Colorado based company, 4th Amendment Wear, won a Gold Lion award from the Cannes Lions Festival of Creativity for their underwear with messages hidden in them that are only visible via airport TSA screenings. The messages contain freedom messages in protest of the invasive security, basically calling attention to the fourth amendment.
Ryan Reynolds Made Stuntman Wear Underwear to Support His Huge…
I think the title says it all. Watch the video.
Taylor Lautner to Model Underwear
The Philipines Star is reporting that designer Bench out of Manila has secured Twilight star Taylor Lautner as an endorser. It seems like a great move for a guy who has worked as hard as he has to get the body needed for his role as a werewolf.
Free Clothes For The Stripped
Cloting designer, Desigual, gave free clothing to the first 100 people who showed up out side their London store Friday. People began to line up Thursday night for the free clothes. This same Spanish designer has ran this at stores in Amsterdam, Stockholm and Berlin. Why doesn’t this happen here!
Strip Victory Lap
Austin Hubbard, the latest in his family to take on the world of car racing ,just won the “World of Outlaws Late Model Series”. So how did he celebrate? He stripped off his clothes and took a victory lap in his undies! Of course he had long underwear on but I still like the idea.
One local Jail in Tennessee is switching underwear. They used to provide underwear that cost $1.50 for inmates, but that was too costly so they’ve swapped. They now have an orange stretchy one size fits all unisex brief which costs .50 cents each. The undies should last 50 wears and the inmates still have tho option of bringing their own underwear… Is it just me or do you want a pair too?
Jock Strap Duty
A Host at CBS All Sports radio station 93.7 KDKA-FM is on underwear duty. He bet that if the Pittsburg Pirates got their record above 500, something they haven’t done since 1999, he would wash their jock straps. Well after a few wins the team made it and he is on underwear duty. Why don’t I make bets like that? Denver if any of your teams needs a Jock manager, I am here!
Superman Loses his Underwear!
DC Comics is going to relaunch the Superman series starting with Action Comics # 1. However, they are making a few adjustments, one they are taking away his red underpants! More like outer pants. They are putting him in a solid blue and at times even jeans. I think they should have kept the red underpants and lost the blue suit! I don’t know why they want to redo the classics I think it’s a bad move.
WEEK IN UNDERWEAR CRIME
Bradley Voyken, a 21 year old man hiding from several warrants, was found at an apartment in downtown Kelowna, near Toronto Canada. When police arrived he jumped out the window and fled in just his underwear. The police chased him through yards and neighborhoods and finally caught him in a closet at another home. He was still just in his boxers.
Jersey School Yeller
A man in New Jersey ran into an Elementary School and began to scream and yell that he was being chased by men with guns. He was only wearing his underwear. It turns out the men he was talking about were the Police who were called to a scene where he was making a disturbance. He has been taken in for psychiatric evaluation. Well technically he was telling the truth.
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
In the spirit of “Gay Pride” month I found this great picture to share. As I mentioned earlier, Pride events are great places for viewing and showing off underwear. And if you haven’t already voted, go vote for your choice of Julys “Fan Picture of the Month” and submit your picture for August by sending it to firstname.lastname@example.org. July and Augusts winner will receive a pair of 2xist Neons! Happy Pride Month to one and all, gay or straight be proud of who you are and flaunt them underpants men!
Exciting things are coming to you! We have our very first “Fan Picture of The Week”! Plus the debut of “My Lucky Undies” later this week, in which I have been able to make a BEAUTIFUL new friend to introduce to you.
Plus, summer is in full swing here in the northern hemisphere and I get to go to a Beach themed underwear party Friday. And Saturday I get to be a Go-Go Tiger in a “Circus” themed benefit show to help feed the children, hehe. If you guys are good maybe I’ll share pictures.
But first let’s take a look at what’s been going on in the world of underwear this first week of June:
Pack More Underwear
The British travel agency Sunshine did a survey about packing underwear. They found the average woman packs 10 pairs of underwear for a week’s trip, the average man only packs 3! So most men wear the same pair for 2 or 3 days on a trip. COME ON MEN! Your underwear is what you should have the most of, you can wear the same pants or shorts but not underwear. First off,I pack like 20 pair just because I never know what I’ll need and love them, plus they’re so small you can fit a lot. But even for hygienic reasons you need more than 3 guys! Of course I know you men wouldn’t do that.
UPDATE: The Underwear Affair
1,500 men and women turned up on the streets of Calgary, Canada for the Underwear Affair, an event to raise awareness and money for the “below the waist” cancers. Good for you participants! If any of our readers were ther please tell us about it and send pictures!
Newly married Republican Congressman Anthony Weiner, no comment – too easy, has been accused of sending a young woman a picture of himself in his underwear. However, she denies that she has had any involvement with him – a statement she released via twitter. Who need a publicist anymore… Weiner hasn’t denied the truth of this picture, he has merely said “I’m not talking about this anymore”. I like that statement, it’s honest. And honestly, I think he should send that picture to us and see if he could win Fan Picture of The Month for July and get a great pair of 2xist Neons! I think he has a shot.
UPDATE: In a newer article I have found he now is saying Hackers broke in and sent that picture to the young woman. Now he sounds more like a politician. Personally I like the picture, no shame there Weiner!
Freshpair.com Under New Management?
Michael Kleinmann has stepped down as president of the mega underwear site, a position he has held since 2001. The vice president, now president, Matthew Butlein has taken over. Kleinmann has stated that he is excited to move on to the next stage of his career and is pleased to turn control over to Butlein. He did a lot with this company that has become the leader in online underwear sales so he left some big shoes to fill. Good luck Matthew, we’re rooting for you! If you need any help just let me know.
So, some guy wrote to “Dear Diedre” in The Sun, a newspaper based out of the UK, confessing that he wears his wife’s underwear. He went on to say he has been wearing woman’s underwear since he was a teen. She told him to open up about his cross dressing secret and let his wife embrace it. I think maybe he needs to discover the wonderfully diverse world of men’s underwear that he may not know about. The satin and silks, the almost lace and more delicate side of men’s fashion. It can be hot man!
Subway Underwear Pole Dance
Hot Damn!!! These Subway passengers are lucky as hell. Ok, enough swearing, I have no more to say, I’m speechless. Just watch the video. I’m just wondering why those crazy idiots in the background were dancing and not watching the show!
THE WEEK IN UNDERWEAR CRIME
Forced Down to Underwear
Police in Jacksonville, Florida are looking for the men who robbed a 46 year old man at a Hi Way gas station and left him in his underwear. A woman named “Dee Dee” came up to him and asked him for $5 worth of gas. Her car then wouldn’t start so she asked him for a ride home. He took her and then three men robbed him and left him in his underwear! He drove home that way and called the police. Poor guy.
34 year old Shawn Hinesley was dropped off at the Santa Rosa hospital in Florida and left. He was severely burned and was only in his underwear. The police went to question his mother to find out what had happened and they found a meth lab. They knew it was his because his wallet was still there.
A man in his 20s in Seven Hills, near Cleveland, was arrested on May 23 for disorderly conduct. Police found the man in a driveway among four people. Reports said the man was wearing only underwear, yelling obscenities, making threatening gestures and smelled of alcohol. Alcohol? Shocking! I just wish we had pictures.
PICTURE OF THE WEEK:
Drum roll please… The winner of our first ever “Fan Picture of The Month” is… Matt, with his picture I titled “Find The Wand” receiving 47 votes. But I must congratulate all our finalists for their awesome pictures. Matt here is sporting a great pair of sky blue Tulio briefs. I have a Tulio swim suit and I must say I think Tulio has a thing with getting your penis to fly out like a bronco out of the shoot! Thank’s Tulio.
Matt will be receiving a pair of 2xist Neons which 2xist has graciously donated to our blog. Thank you 2xist. They also will be supplying next months winner with a pair of Neons as well. I just did a review on the Neon collection and believe me you want them. To enter send a picture of yourself in underwear to email@example.com the cut off date for July is the 15th so get to it. Then the top 3 picture will face off till the end of the month. For more info see our previous blog.
Congratulations Matt again and enjoy your Neons!
Hello my fellow underwear lovers! The tradition beginning of summer is here and I could not be more happy. Hopefully you can find an occasion to make your underwear your outer wear in this warmer weather, I know I will try.
If you can’t find one you can always make one – why not hold an underwear party of your own? I just may have to do that and I’ll invite all of you! Well here’s what’s happening in the world of underwear this week (P.S. don’t forget to vote for our underwear pic of the month, too – the poll closes tomorrow!):
UPDATE: Jake Gyllenhaal underwear pic
Last week I reported and posted an alleged picture of Jake posing in his underwear. Well the picture has been claimed a fake by the star and he is trying to eradicate the picture from the web. Which obviously just makes it that much more popular. I almost feel that the big fit he’s throwing over this picture is a publicity stunt because one; who cares, the picture’s not that bad, and two; it’s become the biggest underwear story on the net, and he knows – as we all do – once something goes viral you can’t get rid of it. Actually the best way to get rid of it is to ignore it not call attention to it.
Apparently he’s ready to sue, although I am not sure who he is going to sue, however, I have heard Photoshop themselves named. As of the time of this writing we have not been asked to remove the picture however I am not going to re post it this week, but it’s in last weeks report (for now).
UPDATE: Canada’s Underwear Affair!
A while back we told you about the Alberta Cancer Foundations underwear run to raise awareness for prostate, colon and ovarian cancer, the “down there” cancers. Well registration is open, so those of you in Canada: strip down and get to it! The event will be held in several locations through out Canada and you can do a 10k run or a 5k walk. Plus there will be a big underwear after party! Register at: http://ed11.uncoverthecure.org/site/PageServer?pagename=faq
Like pianos? Or muscled guys in underwear? Well now there is a site for you called misterbark.com where you can watch Mister Bark play the piano in his underwear. He’s not too bad on the eyes either.
Lost In Underwear
A man in Issaquah Washington was rescued by the police and taken back to the Motel 6 where his roommate was staying. The man was lost and had no idea where he was at nor how he got there. And the best part was all he had on was a tee shirt and boxers.
The Undie 500
Last Thursday the Speed Zone, a family fun center with Go-Karts, held a special event. Free go-kart racing for anyone who comes just in their underwear. I think this is a great idea, of course some people were a little worried since this is mainly a place for children. Well it’s about time children learn that we all have underwear. This was the 4th annual “Undie 500”.
I Don’t Need Anything But Underwear
Robert Patterson, best know for his work in the Twighlight series, recently revealed in an interview with the Italian Glamour magazine that all he needs is underwear. They asked him what is a must have item in his wardrobe and all he said was “Underwear, which is the only necessary thing after all. But I might add socks as well, you know, just to make the answer more interesting”. I think it was interesting enough already, Rob!
The Underwear Song
Why was Patch Adams in a giant pair of underwear with a bunch of people singing the underwear song? It was for an event called Move Over AIPAC to bring awareness to the humiliating checkpoints that Palestinians have to endure. That’s politics in San Francisco for you.
THE WEEK IN UNDERWEAR CRIME:
Bus Stop Underwear
The police in Wisconsin was on double duty recently. The Waukesha police department has sent out extra patrol cars to a neighborhood where a guy has freaked out the locals. He had been talking to children at the bus stop, none of which he knows nor does he have any children of his own. Plus he has been seen walking his dog in just his underwear and going over to the bus stop that way. No arrest has been made… yet.
A man in Des Moines was found with his ankles and wrists tied with men’s neck ties and in nothing but his underwear. Sound like a scene out of a porn movie, but this was no fun. He had been mugged and beaten pretty badly and left in that condition. The man said his truck and wallet were stolen but he had no idea who did this nor why.
Strip Search Lawsuit
A man in Fostoria, Ohio is suing the local police department for what he calls a humiliating act. He was pulled over for a turn signal violation and it turned into a drug hunt. The police had the man get out searched his car and his person three times. They eventually had him in his underwear in the street while they searched his clothes in front of onlookers. They found nothing. He is suing for $50,000.
Wednesday it seemed like comfortable briefs where the choice of you men. The C-in 2 blue Pop Brief was the groups favorite. Saturday many of you were still naked and had nothing on! And others were sporting thongs. Kinky weekend, NICE! The Joe Snyder lycra purple thong was your favorite followed by a Cocksox Sports Thong. Thank you men for sharing. You can join in the group interaction to on our face book page: www.facebook.com/guysunderwearblog
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Happy Memorial Day! This week’s picture is a tribute to the men (and women) who serve. Sometime we forget the real meaning of this holiday, so we are giving you this picture to remember. Next week we will have our first Fan Picture of The Month! I am excited! Have a great day and see you next month.