Guys' Underwear Blog

Hello underwear lovers! I hope you all enjoyed June and are ready for a hot July and some fun in your undies.

Summer is a great time for skimpy dressing which makes July a great month for underwear, small underwear!

We here at the Guys Underwear Blog have been kind of swamped with undies, not a bad problem to have. There will be a lot of great things coming your way. More underwear than you can take… well almost.

SO this is what’s going on:

UPDATE: Taylor Lautner to Model Underwear

Last week I told you about the Philippines Stars report that Mr. Lautner was going to be the new image of a Philippines underwear line. Well, after further investigation it seems that was just a rumor and is not true. Sorry, no Taylor in underwear ads.

Chad Ochocinco to Sell Undies on the Beach?

In a tweet Chad has mentioned that he is considering starting an underwear line, or at least selling underwear. A while back I reported his shopping for pants in his underwear at a store, so he must be one of us (an underwear fan). He even has talked about selling them on South Beach.

Another Political Underwear Scandal?

So Joe Stagni, a New Orleans councilman, apologized last week for a picture he sent of himself in his underwear. Really? Who cares! I guess I should say this now before it comes out latter… Ok, here it goes… I, Valdamar, too have sent out pictures of myself in underwear. I know it’s shocking, I’m sorry. And I also have to admit I will do it again.

Man in Wet Underwear at The Zoo

Visitors were throwing a hissy fit over a man in underwear at the Rainforest Kidzworld, a water park section of the Singapore Zoo. The man was with his child, supervising, in the water park and I guess all he had on was a pair of white briefs and you know what happens when they get wet. Don’t pretend you haven’t been in a wet undie contest. One lady was shocked as she could see his buttocks through his shorts. Shocking! The Zoo apologized for not catching the inappropriate attire although admittedly saying they do not have a dress code.

Sex Can Be Better With Undies On?

The Times of India had an article entitled “20 Never Tried Before Tips For Sizzling Sex”. Suggestion number one was to keep your panties on, referring to women but we can assume the same for men. So keep your undies on for some hot sex. We could have told them that!

Wimbledon Underwear

Several people in London rent out their homes to players who come to play in the Wimbledon tennis tournament. Some have complained that when they come back the house is a mess and they are left with a bundle of laundry. One thing being complained about is the athletes underwear in the washer. Umm…. You can send those to me if you don’t want them.

Illinois’ Underwear Shortage

Several prisons in Illinois have reported a shortage of clothing to issue inmates. One item they are short on is underwear. The minimum they can issues is two pair, meaning that those two pair need to last the inmate a whole laundry cycle. Officials fear this is going to lead to a sanitary problem that could translate into health issues. And although this is just being reported out of Illinois it’s believed the problem exists in many other prisons around the country, maybe world. Another reason to avoid prison!

THE WEEK IN UNDERWEAR CRIME

Tanning Salon Rampage

Charles Eddison Tucker, 23, broke into a tanning salon in Putnam County west Virginia early in the morning. He then proceeded to trash the place breaking bulbs mirrors and shelving units. He then got into the mail room of a business next door, stripped down to his underwear and went straight for a freight elevator (you would have done the same). He some how fell out of the elevator and landed on the bottom of the elevator shaft where he was latter found and arrested. I don’t think he fell that far and no, I don’t know how hot his undies were.

Slumbering Burglar

Two women in Corvallis, Oregan, awoke one night and found a man sleeping on the floor of one of the bedrooms in their home in just his underwear. The man the woke up and fled the home. Police have never been able to find him. He was reported as white, in his early 20’s, 5 foot 8 inches, 140 pounds, short light colored hair and a tattoo across his back. Why can’t that happen to me?

People of Wal-Mart

In Ferguson Falls, Minnesota, a man was arrested for shoplifting at Wal-Mart. Not uncommon, I’m sure. Upon being searched at the police station they found high powered magnets in his underwear. He placed them their hoping they would somehow overpower the stores theft detection scanners upon his leaving. I guess it didn’t work, so when the alarm went off he ran away. They found him because he is a frequent shopper at the store and they tracked him through the welfare benefits cards he’s used there.

UNDIE CHECK:

So what did you guys have on for the 4^th of July festivities? Well, it was HOT so some of you chose to go without undies, hopefully with out clothes in general. One of you fans – who we’ll just call M.K.S.N – was all decked out in his patriotic silk flag thong. NICE! Others were in SLY, Aussie Bums and Papi and LORD (Guess Who? Hehe). Keep us informed on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/guysunderwearblog

PICTURE OF THE WEEK:

This week our Picture of the Week is our Fan Picture of the Month! We had a lot of great entries this month and it was hard to choose three finalists and the voting was close. And the winner with 46 % of the votes was K with his photo I simply entitled “Calvin Klein”. Congratulations K, and I hope you enjoy your free pair of 2xist Neons! They are a great pair of underwear, I have two pair and love them. We also want to thank our other two finalists – you guys are HOT! And remember you can re-enter for August’s Fan Picture of the Month as can you all.

To enter send your picture to yourundies@guysunderwearblog.com.